Shots!

set: women's shower gel, 3x500 ml

Stardust - so that the stench doesn't follow you for years. When you are sweating and fussing all day, pretending that you work hard to make the Milky Way look wonderful, and 70 million golden stars suddenly disappear from the sky, then change the trough to a bathtub! Life is an art of choices, even if they have to be made by correspondence. If you see your future retirement looking dark, invest in Stardust before Beloved Sunset is over. Avoid the eye area, because you won't see it at all. How to use: Lift your feet up high to wash them and show off later. Hands too, because the hand washes the hand, and the hands must be clean. Attention! The smell is breathtaking - you will need a respirator. Contains trace amounts of sarcasm and insolence! We recommend using it preventively, not after the fact. What a hut rich When mother cooks a five-course dinner, hangs laundered curtains, takes cutlery from the wardrobe for a special occasion, puts soft paper in the toilet, wipes dust on the top shelf of unused plates, and father, holding the remote control, anesthetizes himself for the visit of the Emperor of the First Order, Lord The Dark Side of the Force, the Lernaean hydra, or beloved Mummy, whose only flaw is that she can talk and unfortunately uses this ability too often. It does not always apply to the welcome brother-in-law, who necessarily comes with the other half, and the first half is cooling off in the morning. Pink in ch! What's there to argue? The gel is pink as fuck and smells like f****! Supposedly feminine, but apparently a real man is not afraid of pink. And so you know that if you buy it, your guy will pick it up. It doesn't cost a fortune, so you won't regret it like when he smeared his feet with your three-hundred-dollar face cream. After all, it's not the same when you take a little sip of his beer or use his bikini trimmer. But that's what true love is!