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set: shower gel for men, 3x500 ml

Neighbor’s Passat A true fragrance of the 1.9 TDI engine… As exclusive as free samples in hotels during all-inclusive holidays in Egypt. Almost as soft as the towels which last year were there “cost free”. As tasteful as socks and sandals. In a color of rust on the wheel arch of your neighbor’s car, filling your heart with joy every morning. With a wonderful fragrance of anything like a fume from the exhaust pipe after a downshift while overtaking the overtaker, despite double white lines. It will wash out all your existential pains, back passage. The fast got furious and the grooming is on. Put it in your bathroom, and soon your guests will have only one question: “Where the f… did he get it?” Next-of-kin to a dish soap - green A fragrance of a sweating plumber With our shower gel you will be the most wanted contractor in the hood. Does the job seem undoable? Call your next-of-kin and hold his beer. Worship them or you will land worse. Think carefully who will shower your sister and plunge your pipes. The green delights the eyes and the soul as much as the sweating fold of the plumber. So remember! When you do your job, pull down your trousers, when you work under the sink pull them up! Paris blue – purple Smells of meths Bon jour! The ‘jour’ word sounds like the name of the famous Polish sour soup which goes best with eggs, and eggs go best with a bottle of booze. Here alcohol volume will be as high as in a well-known meths. The Farting Pierre from Paris (the one between the cities of Poznań and Bydgoszcz) told us an inspiring story. Our Farting Pierre got once into a stable and suddenly everything was gone with the wind, the roof was off and a beautiful blue, like from Paris, met his eyes. Colored or not, the story teaches you that with our “meths” it’s better to stand under the shower than lie near the off-license. Highly recommended for those who prefer ‘asymptomatic showers’. How to use. Put on the wet skin and wash out. Do not drink even if tempted. Avoid eye areas. No need to filter through a slice of bread. * 99% of naturally sourced ingredients *color component, content in gel: 0.00028%.